Pretend you are 6 years old again. Things were so simple, weren't they?
No bills. School was a breeze. No complicated relationships with the opposite sex. Just you and the people who loved you.
One day you overhear your mom talking to your aunt (her sister). You don't understand everything they are saying, but you hear them say pregnant. That means a baby!
You rush in excitedly to ask your aunt if it will be a boy or a girl.
She looks unhappy. They didn't know you were listening.
Your mom tries to stop your excited questions as tears form in your aunts eyes.
You can't let her cry, so climb onto the couch beside her and wrap you little arms around her neck. You ask her if she's alright.
Your aunt stands quickly, looking angrily at your mother.
"This is low!" She says "I'm still getting the abortion."
Your mother looks from her to you, shocked.
Your aunt leaves quickly, stomping.
You turn to your mom, confused.
What's 'aborriton?' you ask innocently.